Men Do Not Value Art Made By Women: Mary Lucia Edition

Hello Darling Ones, It should come as no surprise that it seems The Current, and probably MPR (Minnesota Public Radio, of which The Current is a part of) in general, has a woman problem. And this problem is they do not value art made by women, specifically the art or work the women in their organization do. I feel pretty comfortable making that statement. I do not work for The Current. I also don’t know on a personal level outside…

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So Long, Mary Lucia, My Rock & Roll Fairy Godmother

Hi Darling Ones, I’m going to attempt to do my very best to adequately communicate how very much a person I do not know means to me and has meant to me throughout my life. I’m also going to try not to cry while doing this because Sister #2 is here from Portland and using my dining room to conduct academic affairs or some such thing and I don’t want to alarm her. Yesterday 89.3 The Current announced that after…

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A Relaxation Was Performed

Happy Religious Observations Weekend, Darling Ones. For the first time in recent memory I was able to successfully cancel Easter. I didn’t have it in me. Not in a sad or angry way. I just didn’t wanna, and so I didn’t. BFK tried to lure me to her house for Sunday brunch with promises of cinnamon rolls and eggs, but having cancelled Easter with my own family I would have been a shitty liar if I had spent Sunday with…

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A New Unit of Measurement

Hey Darling Ones, I had a Zoom today. Is that a proper noun yet? Are they Zoom calls? Video chats? Is the proper terminology “I zoomed today”? Can we get the Chicago Manual of Style to make a ruling that I will promptly ignore? I have been Zooming my ass off lately because I’m a very important business lady who does the business all the time. Because I’m zooming all the time I’m keenly away for my zoom performance. Usually…

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The Ice Maker Doesn’t Like Me & Other Vital Updates

Hi Darling Ones, Today I had to check in three different times with three different people as to what day of the week it was. A lot of things happened for a Monday. I folded & put away an entire load of laundry that I washed yesterday. Usually it lives in the dryer for at least three days. I showered and put on my new Medusa shirt. It makes me feel extra bad ass. The project manager of a new…

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Talking to the Taxman about Blogging

Hi Darling Ones, I’m not sure if it’s a generational thing or it’s a jodirational thing, but every time I think about my taxes Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly pops into my head and narrates all my taxation thoughts with various images from the Community Chest and Chance cards. This is probably because Monopoly was my first experience of taxes. The other day before I had to give the first of three presentations I was so anxious I decided to distract…

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