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Checks Coming For My Ass

What is up, Darling Ones? I’ve been really quite busy in the most mundane way. All the checks my mouth…

Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my…

Hi Darling Ones, Why is it that our grandest triumphs and greatest tragedies seem to go hand in hand? Do…

Dear Darling Ones, Today I called my BFK on the phone at 9:01 in the a.m. “Hey,” she answered tentatively….

Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I…

Hi Darling Ones, I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a plant-buying problem in the deepest, darkest depths of the pre-vaccine…

Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I was a twenty-two-year-old dum dum in Eau Claire with hot plans to use her financial…

Well, Well, Well, Darling Ones, Look whose back from her anxiety vacation. It’s me! I spent the three days alternately…

Hi Darling Ones, There is a fingers-spread, hand-sized wet spot on the kitchen ceiling. I suspect the guest bathroom toilet…

Hi Darling Ones, I don’t know about you, but this week has been a drag. I’m lethargic, alternately bored and…