Hey Darling Ones, I am not dreaming as I write this, but please forgive me if I go astray. This…
Browsing Category Supergenius HQ
The Portal to Doom is in My Living Room
Hi Darling Ones, During the uprisings in the summer of 2020, Sister #2 made a game of asking people if…
Checks Coming For My Ass
What is up, Darling Ones? I’ve been really quite busy in the most mundane way. All the checks my mouth…
My Homicidal Hands
Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my…
How a Resurrection Really Feels
Hi Darling Ones, Why is it that our grandest triumphs and greatest tragedies seem to go hand in hand? Do…
Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I…
Supplying the Zing
Hi Darling Ones, I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a plant-buying problem in the deepest, darkest depths of the pre-vaccine…
Financial Decisions
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I was a twenty-two-year-old dum dum in Eau Claire with hot plans to use her financial…
Catastrophe Averted
Well, Well, Well, Darling Ones, Look whose back from her anxiety vacation. It’s me! I spent the three days alternately…