Dear Darling Ones, I’ve been thinking about Influencers today because I read a Buzzfeed listicle about shitty, entitled Influencers who…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
When Sleeping Time is Over
Hi Darling Ones, Wendell decided at 9:36 this morning that sleeping time was over. You can see I captured the…
Something Wild & Unruly
Ok, Darling Ones, before we get into this latest bit of nonsense I need to remind you of two things….
When the Spinster Comes Tumbling Down
Hi Darling Ones, Even though I haven’t even started reading the John Cougar Mellencamp biography my brain is chock full…
Shock Me, Shock Me, Shock Me with that Deviant Behavior
Hold on to your butts, Darling Ones, I have just learned there is a biography of John Cougar Mellencamp coming…
My Ice Robot Heart Has Shit for Brains
Dear Darling Ones, Whenever I’m gonna write about being tall I love to pull out my elementary school class pictures…
Recovering, Real Talk, and a Thin Vein of Nihilism
Hi Darling Ones, Whenever I take a little break from blogging it’s hard to get back on the horse. It…
Note From the Management
To Whom it May Concern: It has recently come to our attention we are in need of a refresher on…
When Left to My Own Devices
Hey Darling Ones, Since I didn’t have any pressing deadlines or meetings today I spent most of my time being…
If Jackson Browne Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, I was going to title this post “If Jackson Browne Mated with a Mean Turtle: The Last…