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Back on My Bullshit, This Time With New Glasses

So, Darling Ones, it’s confession time. One of my unwritten about (I think) goals for 2022 was to get my…

Sorry, Darling Ones, I’ve been super chatty thus far this week and I’m sure many people are about full up…

Dear Darling Ones, I spent the winter of 1996 binge-watching “Twin Peaks.” I got to binge it because my brother-in-law…

Hi Darling Ones, Carnations always make me think of that scene in “Sex in the City” when Berger breaks up…

Dear Darling Ones, Would you be surprised to know that 82.9% of the time I type “Darking Ones” on my…

Dear Darling Ones, It’s my birthday today. I made it to fifty. You better be impressed by my longevity. I’m…

Hello Darling Ones, It’s a little after 5 p.m. as I type and I’m so hungry I’m considering eating dinner….

Hi Darling Ones, When I opened my eyes this morning I had three thoughts almost simultaneously. First, “She Moves in…

Hi Darling Ones, After a seven-month absence I am very displeased to announce the return of my period. Six days…

Happy Religious Observations Weekend, Darling Ones. For the first time in recent memory I was able to successfully cancel Easter….