So, Darling Ones, it’s confession time. One of my unwritten about (I think) goals for 2022 was to get my…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
Four Reasons for Posting a Selfie
Sorry, Darling Ones, I’ve been super chatty thus far this week and I’m sure many people are about full up…
Can You Hear the Angels Rejoicing?
Dear Darling Ones, I spent the winter of 1996 binge-watching “Twin Peaks.” I got to binge it because my brother-in-law…
I am Armed to the Teeth & I’m Heavy-Set
Hi Darling Ones, Carnations always make me think of that scene in “Sex in the City” when Berger breaks up…
It’s My Birthday & Now I’m 50
Dear Darling Ones, It’s my birthday today. I made it to fifty. You better be impressed by my longevity. I’m…
What Does My Age Look Like?
Hello Darling Ones, It’s a little after 5 p.m. as I type and I’m so hungry I’m considering eating dinner….
Portrait of the Artist at 49 Years & 11 Months
Hi Darling Ones, When I opened my eyes this morning I had three thoughts almost simultaneously. First, “She Moves in…
Spinster Bog Witch is the Ultimate Goal
Hi Darling Ones, After a seven-month absence I am very displeased to announce the return of my period. Six days…
A Relaxation Was Performed
Happy Religious Observations Weekend, Darling Ones. For the first time in recent memory I was able to successfully cancel Easter….