Hiya Darling Ones, No flower yet. Since I was never pregnant I’m gonna pretend that you are all as excited about the blooming of this flower as you would be if I were having a…
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The COVID Diaries: It’s the Biggest Thing in My Life, I Guess
Attention, Darling Ones! We’ve officially entered Phyllis the Amaryllis Watch 2021, also known as the only reason for me to get out of bed in the morning. My baby bucket of dirt is gonna burst…
The COVID Diaries: Updates on Nothingness
How’s it going, Darling Ones? I’m doing much better, thanks for not asking and indulging in my sadness tantrum yesterday. I have not cried at all thus far today, though I think there might be…
The COVID Diaries: Whining & Fighting
Ugh, Darling Ones, I’m so fucking bored today I might actually be dead because I don’t think it’s possible to be this bored for this long and continue living. I’m also cranky and a little…
The COVID Diaries: Rise O’The Robots
Hi Darling Ones, It’s been about -14° in Minnesota for roughly seventeen years. Or maybe it’s been a week. All I know is that it has been cold as fuck for the last seven or…
The COVID Diaries: If My School Bullies Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, You’ve all probably been wondering, where is Jodi’s hair at these days? It’s been months and months since we had an update on this very vital topic we all care about so…
The COVID Diaries: Updates on the Fortress Around My Heart
So, Darling Ones, It is, allegedly, the last day of January. As you know it’s been January for twenty-four months so I say “allegedly.” If tomorrow turns out to be January 32nd not one of…
The COVID Diaries: Cinnamon Girl II, The Atomic Boogaloo
Dear Darling Ones, I would like to report that today was a pretty good day for an endless pandemic during the fall of capitalism. I will tell you the reasons in list form because I’m…
The COVID Diaries: Sundays, Spinsters & Sexy Renegades
Hello Darling Ones, You should know that I just scraped macaroni & cheese residue off the sleeve of my shirt with my thumbnail. I had macaroni and cheese for dinner last night (homemade and there…
The COVID Diaries: Back from the Brink
Hi Darling Ones, I’m coming to you just back from the brink of death. Or at least that’s what it feels like. I somehow managed to poison myself with food last night. Of all the…