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I Will Not Be Sad in Heaven

So Twitter has turned into a giant block party where ever single attendee is standing on a box holding a…

Hey Darling Ones, It was one of the summers of 2017-2019 when I was really invested in dating and dating…

Dear Darling Ones, I just finished five hours of work,* put on Waxahatchee’s “Saint Cloud” record, and promptly burst into…

Hi Darling Ones, I’m being held hostage by avocados and grief. My plan for today was to work a bunch…

Dear Darling Ones, I was supposed to go back to work today. I really need to go back to work….

So, Darling Ones, it’s confession time. One of my unwritten about (I think) goals for 2022 was to get my…

Sorry, Darling Ones, I’ve been super chatty thus far this week and I’m sure many people are about full up…

Dear Darling Ones, I spent the winter of 1996 binge-watching “Twin Peaks.” I got to binge it because my brother-in-law…

Hi Darling Ones, Carnations always make me think of that scene in “Sex in the City” when Berger breaks up…

Dear Darling Ones, Would you be surprised to know that 82.9% of the time I type “Darking Ones” on my…