The COVID Diaries: It Sucked & I Hated It

Hi Darling Ones, How was your Thanksgiving? Just to get this out of the way, my Thanksgiving sucked and I hated it. Sure having Sister #4 & Dolly (her Beagle/German Shepherd mix who super hates me as the running joke goes) here for three days was a goddamn delight. We ate pizza, watched obscure game shows from the 90s, bumbled our way through making Thanksgiving…

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The COVID Diaries: Why am I Like This?

Hi Darling Ones, I am not doing very well today. Sleep is continuing to be an elusive bitch, I haven’t spent time in the presence of another human being in fifteen days, I have a headache that refuses to go away, and there’s the guilt about having five people over for Thanksgiving dinner. Logically, rationally, I know the chances of us getting the covid from…

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The COVID Diaries: Four Minutes & 39 Seconds of Bliss

‘Sup Darling Ones? This letter is a fucking trainwreck. I have written and deleted about 600 words having nothing to do with what I wanted to write about. It was all preamble and nonsense. There are two things I wanted to say. 1.) Recently I got introduce Elizabeth McCracken the author of my very favorite novel of all time, The Giant’s House to the song…

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The COVID Diaries: The Official Matt Dillon Attractiveness Scale

Hi Darling Ones, I have inadvertently thought about Matt Dillon a lot the last week. It’s not something I planned. It’s just something that happened, a happy accident for sure. After yesterday’s letter one of my Twitter pals asked me where “Beautiful Girls” Matt Dillon landed on the Matt Dillon Attractiveness Scale. I had to think fast, because until now, the scale had not been…

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