Hey Darling Ones, This blog will be twenty-one years old in six days. Send me bourbon. I’m having a lot of feelings and thoughts about this event that I’m hoping will coalesce into something I…
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Gin & Regret
Hi Darling Ones, A lot of my friends laugh when I tell them the exact last time I got shit-faced drunk. It was the night in August 2008 when Barack Obama accepted the democratic party’s…
(i carry it in my heart)
Hi Darling Ones, When I woke up at the crack of 9:54 a.m this morning I did not leap from bed in a panic for sleeping so late. I did not bounce joyfully out of…
The Sound of Settling
Hi Darling Ones, I frequently like to joke about how rude Time & Math are and how they hurt my feelings all the damn time. Today both of those fuckers hurt my feelings and while…
Everyday Replacements
Hello Darling Ones, Recently I made a joke on Twitter about how Paul Westerberg owns about 27% of my brain. His lyrics live in my synapses and they fire off without warning all the time….
‘Soberish’ is Goodish
Hi Darling Ones, Here’s a thing that I didn’t expect to happen: I like Soberish, the new Liz Phair record. A lot. Frankly, I’m kind of shocked by this development. The singles I’d heard off…
I’ve Got This Disease I Can’t Shake & I’m Just Rattling Through Life
Dear Darling Ones, I am not a joiner. Like Groucho Marx, I don’t want to be a part of any club that will have me as a member. Some of this comes out of self-preservation,…
Things Don’t Always Go Better with Rock
Hi Darling Ones, My brain is pretty much a never-ending jukebox. I sing songs I know, songs I don’t know,* songs I make up, and nonsense jibber-jabber constantly. I am the star of a very…
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Orgasm. Snore. (This Headline is False Advertising)
Hi Darling Ones, Not only did I sleep like total garbage last night, I had one of those dreams that you can’t shake off and infects your entire day. Every time my brain is still…