Hi Darling Ones, I often like to portray myself as a lackadaisical slacker despite it not being wholly true. When I am finally able to achieve my truest form, this is what I’ll be. The…
Posts tagged Wendell
Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I got like 200 truffles for $25, because I’m both fancy and cheap. They’re pretty much…
Cutie with a Big Booty & Other Hits
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a wonderful email from my largehearted friend, David. He asked me if my next two records were going to be called “Sing it, Chromes” and “Songs for Wendell.” He…
Things I Said to My Cat Yesterday
Hey Darling Ones, This is a list of things I said out loud to Wendell, my cat, yesterday. Good morning. She woke from a dream. Her head was on fire. Why was he so nervous?…
Professional Development
Hi Darling Ones, This afternoon I had one of those out of body experiences that occasionally happen when I’m talking to people about work things. Today it happened while I was talking to two people…