Darling Ones, Supergenius, Inc. has doubled in size! Friday we added two new colleagues to our tiny operation. Fergus and…
Posts tagged Wendell
Worship at My Feet
Hey Darling Ones, It was one of the summers of 2017-2019 when I was really invested in dating and dating…
My Soul Doesn’t Pay the Mortgage & Other Vital Updates
Dear Darling Ones, These are vital updates I would have made throughout past week or so if I weren’t so…
Driven Career Automaton & Other Overstatements
Hi Darling Ones, I often like to portray myself as a lackadaisical slacker despite it not being wholly true. When…
Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I…
Cutie with a Big Booty & Other Hits
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a wonderful email from my largehearted friend, David. He asked me if my next…
Things I Said to My Cat Yesterday
Hey Darling Ones, This is a list of things I said out loud to Wendell, my cat, yesterday. Good morning….
Professional Development
Hi Darling Ones, This afternoon I had one of those out of body experiences that occasionally happen when I’m talking…
Too Crabby to Write a Proper Headline
Hi Darling Ones, I don’t know about you, but this week has been a drag. I’m lethargic, alternately bored and…
The COVID Diaries: Odd Couple
Good afternoon Darling Ones, I googled “when is evening” and “when is afternoon” to make sure I was using the…