Dear Darling Ones, These are vital updates I would have made throughout past week or so if I weren’t so…
Posts tagged Wendell
Driven Career Automaton & Other Overstatements
Hi Darling Ones, I often like to portray myself as a lackadaisical slacker despite it not being wholly true. When…
Daily Truffle Fuckery & Other Important Updates
Hello Darling Ones, Every year for Christmas I buy a boatload of Lindt Lindor Truffles. This year I think I…
Cutie with a Big Booty & Other Hits
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a wonderful email from my largehearted friend, David. He asked me if my next…
Things I Said to My Cat Yesterday
Hey Darling Ones, This is a list of things I said out loud to Wendell, my cat, yesterday. Good morning….
Professional Development
Hi Darling Ones, This afternoon I had one of those out of body experiences that occasionally happen when I’m talking…
Too Crabby to Write a Proper Headline
Hi Darling Ones, I don’t know about you, but this week has been a drag. I’m lethargic, alternately bored and…
The COVID Diaries: Odd Couple
Good afternoon Darling Ones, I googled “when is evening” and “when is afternoon” to make sure I was using the…
The COVID Diaries: Whining & Fighting
Ugh, Darling Ones, I’m so fucking bored today I might actually be dead because I don’t think it’s possible to…
The COVID Diaries: Recent Tiny Delights
Hi Darling Ones, My status as A #1 Buzzkill is starting to annoy me. Being sad and woe is me…