Darling Ones, Supergenius, Inc. has doubled in size! Friday we added two new colleagues to our tiny operation. Fergus and Mortimer came to from Sister #4’s house in Savage. Their mother, Patches, was a South Dakota stray who adopted by sister shortly before she moved back. One day before a thunderstorm, Patches appeared on her porch. She tried to find Patches’ humans, but to no avail. Patches had already made herself at home by the time my sister realized she…
Things I Learned About Janelle
Hi Darling Ones, I had my monthly eye treatment today. The joint was hopping. I’ve been going every four weeks since June? And I’ve never seen the waiting rooms so full. It was so busy we spent like 45 minutes in Waiting Room B after my eye test and scans. There wasn’t a spare seat in the place, and there’s something like 30 seats in the room. Because we waited so long, I got learn a lot about Janelle. She…
This is Just to Say
Darling Ones, I am still kicking just busy and quiet which is good because I have negative money but working and recovering from a stroke is a lot. I listen to the new Lydia Loveless record multiple times a day. There’s a post in me about the song “Poor Boy”. Also, one about how in love I am with the Ratboys’ “The Window” the way she sings I don’t regret a single thing. You’re so beautiful. slays me. There are…
The Problem With My Knees
Hi Darling Ones, I’m a little down the dumps today. I’m trying mightily to get out of these dumps, listening to R.E.M I’m like I did in when I was feeling blue in ninth grade. I made chicken stock and prepared pork for some Thai curry ramen I’m gonna make tomorrow. Yet I am still here in the dumps. Yesterday I found out I have “severe arthritis” in both my knees, and it’s kind of hit me in a weird…
Are You Breaking Up With Me?
Hi Darling Ones, Monday during occupational therapy (OT), K, my therapist, ran me through a gamut of tests. They were the same tests she gave me when I started OT in July. Remember that puzzle I couldn’t complete in three minutes and forty-seven seconds? I did it in 2:25. I improved all my scores, except for the hand grip and finger pinch. Sadly, those are still just average for my age. Rude! I do not like to be average. But…
Men Explain The Replacements to Me
Oh Darling Ones, Being a Replacements fan is sometimes the worst. Being a female ‘Mats fan is always the absolute worst. As you may or may not know, the “Tim (Let it Bleed Edition)” was released today. It’s a remastered version of “Tim” with a whole bunch of other amazing stuff. Specifically, “Can’t Hardly Wait (Cello Version)”. As is to be expected, boners are up all over town about this record. I was so excited I stayed up until 2…