Hey Darling Ones, Guess what happened today? Give up? I worked almost five entire billable hours. Just today. This is equal to all the billable hours I worked last week. I almost feel like a…
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The COVID Diaries: In My Opinionation
Hi Darling Ones, There’s still a whirlpool going around in my head, but instead of all the sad garbage it’s the book The Witch’s Heart and the ridiculous amount I am relating to it even…
The COVID Diaries: Donuts & Other Delights
So, Darling Ones, Still no flower, which is okay. I’m putting my money on that baby bursting forth on March 3rd. I got a lot on my mind today, as I mentioned in yesterday’s letter,…
Paul Westerberg’s 13 Best Songs of Love & Longing: A Valentine For You
Happy Valentine’s Day, Darling Ones, I made you a mixtape. On it you will find Paul Westerberg’s 13 best songs of love & longing. The topic has to include the longing because Westerberg didn’t write…
The COVID Diaries: Tonight Makes Love to All Your Kind
Will you be my Valentine, Darling Ones? Whenever I think of Valentine’s Day I think of one from 1994. It was late on that day and my friend Baltus found me sitting alone in the…
The COVID Diaries: Top 5 Things Dudes Do That Are Super Attractive (to me, specifically)
What’s up, Darling Ones? I was thinking about which of Rob Gordon’s all time, top five most memorable breakup girls I’d be, if I were one of them. This is the kind of question I…
The COVID Diaries: Cinnamon Girl II, The Atomic Boogaloo
Dear Darling Ones, I would like to report that today was a pretty good day for an endless pandemic during the fall of capitalism. I will tell you the reasons in list form because I’m…
The COVID Diaries: 14 Things
Dear Darling Ones, Today is Paul Westerberg’s birthday and I’ve spent a lot of the day thus far contemplating what my life would be like without his music. What if Kelly McKnight hadn’t given me…
The COVID Diaries: Recent Tiny Delights
Hi Darling Ones, My status as A #1 Buzzkill is starting to annoy me. Being sad and woe is me is starting to bug the shit out of me. Like, I’m annoyed by my own…
The COVID Diaries: A List of Things
Dear Darling Ones, I’m 95% sure I’m going to be upstairs in my bed by 10 p.m. I feel like I did a lot of things today and I’ve earned the state of exhaustion I’m…