Posts tagged Candy

77 Inches of Bad Decisions in a Cheap Yellow T-Shirt

Dear Darling Ones, I’ve been thinking about Influencers today because I read a Buzzfeed listicle about shitty, entitled Influencers who…

Dear Darling Ones, I would like to report that today was a pretty good day for an endless pandemic during…

Hi Darling Ones, I have typed and deleted roughly 600 words so far during the creation of this letter. My…

Hello Darling Ones, How are you? I am bored and cranky, the monotony of the pandemic is getting to me…

I have long professed my love for Starburst Green Bag Jellybeans. Why I insisted on calling them “green bag” for…

Sister #2 goes through food phases where she can’t get enough of certain food and she eats it all the…

For a very, very belated Spinster Aunt’s Day Gift my niece, Jaycie, got me a big yellow bag filled with…

So yeah, the FTC is getting in bloggers’ business and requiring them to reveal when they’re getting free gifts or…

Woman cannot survive on Starburst jellybeans alone. However, I am giving it my best shot.

For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste…