I had a job working road construction along with two boys I had unrequited crushes on and their wives. One was anxious to talk to me because he felt he broke my heart (he did)…
Browsing Category Dreams
Letter to the Young Chef
Dear Michael, I know now that is not your name. I figured it out pretty quickly after you Bergered me with that text just hours before we were supposed to see each other. At that…
I Dream of Sleestak
I scared myself awake shortly before 3 a.m. this morning. My heart was racing, adrenaline raging, and I had that feeling of a scream stuck in my throat. The Sleestak were after me and even…
Brain Salad
I’m warning you right now this is a post about two dreams I had last night. You can skip it, I won’t be offended. Dream posts really are the most self-indulgent navel-gazing. I know that….
I Had a Sex Dream About James Evans
I just had to get this out there in the world and outside of my head, because every moment I haven’t been using my brain today it’s been screaming OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE JAMES…
Get Me to The ‘Mats on Time: Portents & Ponderings
This post is going to start out telling you about a few dreams I had last night and today while napping away an awful sinus headache. I promise to make it as short and unboring…