As the title states, I am back to watching the “Backlash” video on repeat. I have watched this video so many times since Thanksgiving that I have every single thing memorize. Every flip of Joan…
Browsing Category Dreams
The saddest sex dream in all the land
Thanks to all the hullabaloo about the Diamond Jubilee last week, I’ve been having a lot of dreams involving Prince Harry. Or, as I like to call him His Royal Ginger. Also, Yum! Many of…
So then my subconscious subjected me to this
There I was, asleep, in the midst of a fine, fine shimmery sexy dream that involved Mike Doughty. It only makes sense since I had written about The Book of Drugs yesterday. So Mike and…
S&M Brady Bunch
Dream posts suck, but when you have a disturbing dream involving a beloved sit-com family, you have to share it. This is almost as disturbing as the masturbating Uncle Joey dream. Last night I dreamt…
The Village Green Preservation Society can fuck itself
I did not sleep well last night and I blame The Kinks. Or maybe it’s writing group’s fault because a few weeks ago we spent a lot of time telling Young Jem about the brilliance…
Four wholly unrelated things I want to tell you
I. On Sunday I made a creamy cauliflower soup. It involved pureeing and that frightened me. Plus, I had the divide the recipe in half, so there was math that also frightens me. It turned…