Hi Darling Ones, Ever since my dad died in September, he has been in every single dream I remember having….
Browsing Category Dreams
My Homicidal Hands
Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my…
Where Do You Keep Your Rage at Night?
Hi Darling Ones, It’s no secret there’s a deep river of venomous rage running just below my skin. Frankly, the…
Behold My Sanctimony & Feel Inferior
Dear Darling Ones, I turned all the rotten bananas chilling in my freezer into banana bread today. I needed the…
New Notebooks & The Recurring Nightmare
Hello Darling Ones, It only took me 49 years and roughly 18,273 (conservatively) notebooks to finally find the perfect notebook…
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Orgasm. Snore. (This Headline is False Advertising)
Hi Darling Ones, Not only did I sleep like total garbage last night, I had one of those dreams that…
The COVID Diaries: Arts Minotaur
Hi Darling Ones, My plan today was to tell you about how I got the nickname the Arts Minotaur in…
The COVID Diaries: Cats in Hats & Other Saturday Tales
Well, Darling Ones, we got a bit of a good news bad news situation up in this joint. One bit…
The COVID Diaries: Not Even on My Top 10 Virtue’s List
Hi Darling Ones, Today I have decided to be obsessed with my wilting lavender plant. She’s the latest addition to…
Day 144 of 200: I Forgot
I woke up at 3:30 this morning from a dream about my 80-year-old aunt Eileen coming to tattoo club (not…