I had a job working road construction along with two boys I had unrequited crushes on and their wives. One was anxious to talk to me because he felt he broke my heart (he did)…
Browsing Category Dreams
Letter to the Young Chef
Dear Michael, I know now that is not your name. I figured it out pretty quickly after you Bergered me with that text just hours before we were supposed to see each other. At that…
I Dream of Sleestak
I scared myself away shortly before 3 a.m. this morning. My heart was racing, adrenaline raging, and I had that feeling of a scream stuck in my throat. The Sleestak were after me and even…
Brain Salad
I’m warning you right now this is a post about two dreams I had last night. You can skip it, I won’t be offended. Dream posts really are the most self-indulgent navel-gazing. I know that….
I Had a Sex Dream About James Evans
I just had to get this out there in the world and outside of my head, because every moment I haven’t been using my brain today it’s been screaming OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE JAMES…
Get Me to The ‘Mats on Time: Portents & Ponderings
This post is going to start out telling you about a few dreams I had last night and today while napping away an awful sinus headache. I promise to make it as short and unboring…
Back to Backlash: Wherein I dream the ‘Mats are once again a garage band
As the title states, I am back to watching the “Backlash” video on repeat. I have watched this video so many times since Thanksgiving that I have every single thing memorize. Every flip of Joan…
The saddest sex dream in all the land
Thanks to all the hullabaloo about the Diamond Jubilee last week, I’ve been having a lot of dreams involving Prince Harry. Or, as I like to call him His Royal Ginger. Also, Yum! Many of…
So then my subconscious subjected me to this
There I was, asleep, in the midst of a fine, fine shimmery sexy dream that involved Mike Doughty. It only makes sense since I had written about The Book of Drugs yesterday. So Mike and…
S&M Brady Bunch
Dream posts suck, but when you have a disturbing dream involving a beloved sit-com family, you have to share it. This is almost as disturbing as the masturbating Uncle Joey dream. Last night I dreamt…