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My Homicidal Hands

Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my…

Hi Darling Ones, It’s no secret there’s a deep river of venomous rage running just below my skin. Frankly, the…

Dear Darling Ones, I turned all the rotten bananas chilling in my freezer into banana bread today. I needed the…

Hello Darling Ones, It only took me 49 years and roughly 18,273 (conservatively) notebooks to finally find the perfect notebook…

Hi Darling Ones, Not only did I sleep like total garbage last night, I had one of those dreams that…

Hi Darling Ones, My plan today was to tell you about how I got the nickname the Arts Minotaur in…

Well, Darling Ones, we got a bit of a good news bad news situation up in this joint. One bit…

Hi Darling Ones, Today I have decided to be obsessed with my wilting lavender plant. She’s the latest addition to…

I woke up at 3:30 this morning from a dream about my 80-year-old aunt Eileen coming to tattoo club (not…

I had a job working road construction along with two boys I had unrequited crushes on and their wives. One…