how do i explain to mom why this is on my amazon wishlist. do you think she’ll understand? and more importantly you think i can get someone to buy it for me (of coruse i…
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i am the very model of a modern major uh, woman
three steps to being a calm, cool, in control modern young woman in charge of her destiny 1. eat cold, greasy thai take-out right from the carton 2. wash it down with an ice cold…
i am freaking right the fuck out
wow. i think i just had a major anxiety attack. i don’t think i’ve ever had one before. it was either that or a heartattack, and i know you don’t recover from those that quickly….
and the fortune cookie said “today’s preparation determines tomorrow’s achievement”
OH MY GOD I AM BUYING A HOUSE! this realization just kicked me in the face. what in the hell am i thinking?
cartoon tress cannot conceal it
i began my descent into hell around 10:40 a.m. it got even hellier by around noon. when people die and go to hell, i’m sure they spend a lot of time in long meetings about…
this is why they call them online journals, because you can write stupid stuff that means nothing to nobody but you because you want to remember it
way back when we used to be cool, Mel, ChiliD, and I used to play the island game. this was a game where you got to populate some tropical island with six to ten people…