i am the very model of a modern major uh, woman

three steps to being a calm, cool, in control modern young woman in charge of her destiny
1. eat cold, greasy thai take-out right from the carton
2. wash it down with an ice cold beer (leinie’s honeyweiss)
3. all the while supporting your imaginary boyfriend by ordering & downloading the new New Pornographers album on iTunes*

* not essential but it helps, eat a caramel chocolate chip cookie

(Visited 7 times, 1 visits today)


  1. PeeWee 23.Aug.05 at 8:04 pm

    My imaginary boyfriend ate all the Thai food and the cookies. Wah.

  2. jodi 23.Aug.05 at 8:07 pm

    AC Newman would never do that to me. I’m sure of it.

  3. Megan 23.Aug.05 at 9:41 pm

    Eep! New NP?

  4. jodi 23.Aug.05 at 9:42 pm

    yep, new NP. i would not kid about something so important.


Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.