three steps to being a calm, cool, in control modern young woman in charge of her destiny
1. eat cold, greasy thai take-out right from the carton
2. wash it down with an ice cold beer (leinie’s honeyweiss)
3. all the while supporting your imaginary boyfriend by ordering & downloading the new New Pornographers album on iTunes*
* not essential but it helps, eat a caramel chocolate chip cookie
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My imaginary boyfriend ate all the Thai food and the cookies. Wah.
AC Newman would never do that to me. I’m sure of it.
Eep! New NP?
yep, new NP. i would not kid about something so important.