i’m wearing old one-wired orangey today. i didn’t have the time or emotional fortitude to deal with anything else. i was up until 3:30 this morning talking on the phone with The Reporter — making…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
nostalgia essays
ok, so here’s the first book i ever wrote. it’s complete and unabridged for your reading pleasure. also, you can find out why i never had a single date in high school. i am sure…
surprsing things i found in my closet
? good vibrations guide to the g-spot ? Sweet Valley Twins #21, Left Behind ? 45 record of Grandpaboy (aka Paul Westerberg) I Want My Money Back/Undone ? picture of the outlaw (upon the discovery…
some people never got over ‘nam or the night their band opened for nirvana
about 1000 years ago (the last time i cleaned my closets) i made a post about cleaning the closets (and apparently i make a lot of damn posts about closets, because i can’t find the…
tomorrow the closets come out
i vowed to myself that tomorrow i will clean out both the closets. thankfully there are only two. i think i’d rather have my wisdom teeth pulled again than clean out the closets — there…
writing about packing and not actually packing
the urge to celebrate each filled box is irresistible. i feel like someone should be rewarding me for this. i hate, hate hate h-a-t-e packing. it’s so depressing to see your life fit into an…