• The COVID Diaries: Girl Germs

    Oh Darling Ones, The very excellent singer and songwriter Phoebe Bridgers broke the Dude Rock Establishment’s collective boners last night and I am annoyed by their fucking bellyaching. Dudes, why you gotta ruin everything all the fucking time? For those of you who don’t know not only has Phoebe Bridgers…

  • The COVID Diaries: Emotional Hangover

    Hello Darling Ones, Do you remember the TTHM? He was a tall, tall handsome man who was much older than I was. Maybe 14 years older? We went out on two dates. I think he might have been the first man I ever kissed who was taller than I was.…

  • The COVID Diaries: 15 Years of Top 25s

    Hello Darling Ones, I spend roughly six to eight hours a day listening to music. This isn’t an exaggeration. I usually put my headphones on as soon as I’m done with breakfast and don’t take them off until it’s time to make dinner. Sometimes I put them back on after…

  • Day 193 of 200: Chesapeake Bay (SotW)

    Somehow I still feel the need to apologize to everyone about the Bright Eyes phase I went through back in aught-three. A cursory search of the I Will Dare archives show many posts that filch Conor Oberst’s lyrics for their titles. I refuse to apologize for my Phoebe Bridgers phase,…