My hands are busted up at the moment. There’s a long bruise on the side of my left thumb. There’s a gash on the side of my right hand, under the pinky. The knuckles of…
Posts tagged paco
Mystery of the Thing Trying to Get in My House Solved
Okay, so here is how it went down. If you recall over the 4th of July there was a mystery thing trying to get in my house. Or so we thought. BFK was sure it…
Some Thing is Trying to Get into My House
I think it was the wee small hours of the morning on Friday, like 2:30 a.m.ish. Paco, my sixteen-year-old cat, made a few noises that woke me from the dead of sleep. It started almost…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: As Mysterious as a Bucket Edition
I accidentally bought reduced-fat ice cream. Why does such an abomination exist? Also, why doesn’t Target make it clearer that the stuff you are buying is reduced-fat bullshit? I’ve accidentally bought reduced-fat cheese before too….
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Packed with More Boring than Ever Before
Remember how I used to chronicle my super-mundane Sundays? Well fear not, lovers of the humdrum, It’s Sunday & I’m Boring is back, packed with more boring than ever before! Today started early, 8 a.m.,…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: The Mostly Pictures Edition
If Paco had a theme song it would be “Needy Cat (The Humpty Hump Remix).” Paco and I have two very different philosophies when it comes to my left thigh. Me, being the keep of…