Last night, or rather at 12:45 this morning as Paco began to caterwaul and bat at the downstairs window, and as Walter, who is spending the week at Supergenius HQ while Sisters #2 & #3…
Posts tagged paco
Like the Schneider of My House
My hands are busted up at the moment. There’s a long bruise on the side of my left thumb. There’s a gash on the side of my right hand, under the pinky. The knuckles of…
Mystery of the Thing Trying to Get in My House Solved
Okay, so here is how it went down. If you recall over the 4th of July there was a mystery thing trying to get in my house. Or so we thought. BFK was sure it…
Some Thing is Trying to Get into My House
I think it was the wee small hours of the morning on Friday, like 2:30 a.m.ish. Paco, my sixteen-year-old cat, made a few noises that woke me from the dead of sleep. It started almost…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: As Mysterious as a Bucket Edition
I accidentally bought reduced-fat ice cream. Why does such an abomination exist? Also, why doesn’t Target make it clearer that the stuff you are buying is reduced-fat bullshit? I’ve accidentally bought reduced-fat cheese before too….