Hello Darling Ones, Back in the olden days, in the year of Brach’s Red Hots Cinnamon Candy Canes*, I had a recurring bit called It’s Sunday & I’m Boring. What happened in those posts seems…
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Day 173 of 200: It’s Sunday & I’m Boring
This is totally to brag, but I did not get out of bed until 10:30 both days this weekend. I lolled around in bed an hour and a half intermittently reading, masturbating, and dozing. It…
It’s Wednesday & I’m Boring: The Life of a Sexy Freelancer Edition
8:00 a.m. The rarely-set alarm went off and I hit snooze. I had a call at 8:30 with a new potential client. However, that did nothing for my usual night-owl tendencies which are only exacerbated…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Zero Tolerance for Cowardly Bullshit Edition
8 a.m. This would have been a nice and good hour to rise had I not been up until nearly 2 with some vague fuckery. I laid in bed and contemplated grocery shopping. There are…
The Day After or How Wallowing is Done at Supergenius, Inc.
7:00 a.m. Wake from a dream, grab your phone in hopes of finding apologetic texts or emails, finding none, roll over and watch the sun rise over the neighbor’s trees. Try not to feel. Try…
It’s Monday & I’m Boring: Waffles & Uncle Tupelo & Miscellany Edition
5:29 a.m. Startled awake by the sound of the snow plows scraping up the eight or nine inches of snow that fell last night. Sounds more like they are trying to scrape away the blacktop….
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: My Couch Failed the Bechdel Test
I spent my Valentine’s Day on the couch with some Potato Oles, a bottle of Bulleit, and my Fabulous Friend Jodie (FFJ). We laughed and drank until about 3 a.m. and then crawled up the…
It’s Monday & I’m Boring: Seven Stupid Confessions Edition
Confession 1: I was going to complain about busyness and how I loathe it and how in my head I make fun of people who mistake ridiculously packed schedules with importance/a full life. Eye roll….
It’s Monday & I’m Boring: Anxiety & Unmarked Burritos Edition
First of all as I begin typing this at 1:43 p.m. you should know that it smells like pepperoni in my house. I don’t know why. I haven’t eaten pepperoni in weeks. Also, there is…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Am I Too Blue For You Edition
Yesterday morning I finished V3 of The Beast & immediately sent it off to Christa. I would have sent it to The Black Sheep too, but we’re meeting on Wednesday and already have some 250…