Hello Darling Ones, Back in the olden days, in the year of Brach’s Red Hots Cinnamon Candy Canes*, I had a recurring bit called It’s Sunday & I’m Boring. What happened in those posts seems…
Browsing Category Sunday+Boring
Day 173 of 200: It’s Sunday & I’m Boring
This is totally to brag, but I did not get out of bed until 10:30 both days this weekend. I lolled around in bed an hour and a half intermittently reading, masturbating, and dozing. It…
It’s Wednesday & I’m Boring: The Life of a Sexy Freelancer Edition
8:00 a.m. The rarely-set alarm went off and I hit snooze. I had a call at 8:30 with a new potential client. However, that did nothing for my usual night-owl tendencies which are only exacerbated…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Zero Tolerance for Cowardly Bullshit Edition
8 a.m. This would have been a nice and good hour to rise had I not been up until nearly 2 with some vague fuckery. I laid in bed and contemplated grocery shopping. There are…
The Day After or How Wallowing is Done at Supergenius, Inc.
7:00 a.m. Wake from a dream, grab your phone in hopes of finding apologetic texts or emails, finding none, roll over and watch the sun rise over the neighbor’s trees. Try not to feel. Try…