Posts tagged paco

Slamming Doors & The Threat of High-Climbing Murdering Rapists Who Strike in the Afternoon on Breezy Days

Now that I live alone sans cats and other humans, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be raped & murdered…

Sister #4 is in Las Vegas for our cousin Lisa’s wedding. I’m here at Supergenius HQ with her two cats….

I didn’t sleep very well last night. It was the first time in twenty-one years that I had gone to…

I thought I was ready. Paco’s health had been dwindling for three years. He was the kind of scrawny that…

Aside from a handful of months, I’ve lived by myself for the past fifteen years. I love living by myself….

Last night, or rather at 12:45 this morning as Paco began to caterwaul and bat at the downstairs window, and…

My hands are busted up at the moment. There’s a long bruise on the side of my left thumb. There’s…

Okay, so here is how it went down. If you recall over the 4th of July there was a mystery…

I think it was the wee small hours of the morning on Friday, like 2:30 a.m.ish. Paco, my sixteen-year-old cat,…

I accidentally bought reduced-fat ice cream. Why does such an abomination exist? Also, why doesn’t Target make it clearer that…