Dear World, American Idol blows, even when it’s in Minneapolis. Shut up about it already. They can all bite me. kisskiss, Jodi
Posts tagged letters
This is me blogging ‘this’
Dear Vodo, Sometimes I feel bad for giving you so much shit Vodo, darling. Every once in awhile, I think that maybe I should let up on what a horrible teacher you are and how…
Whereby I beg for mercy from the NaNoWriMo B.S.
Dear Bloggers, Blobbers, and NaNos of the World, Enough. Enough with the NaNoWriMo bullshit. Please. I beg you. Nobody cares about the shitty novel you’re cranking out in November. Not even your mom. She might…
enter the copywriter
Dear Everyone who knows I’m a Copywriter I’ve seen Enter the Copywriter. No need to send me the link. Love you lots, Jodi
A break-up letter
Dear Summer, I am so over you. It has come to my attention that I haven’t had a memorable, kick-ass summer since 2003. That’s inexcusable. Summer, I am not sure if it’s you or me….