dear amy my beloved keepin’ tabs calendar is now properly adorned with the 89.3 sticker you sent. and, so you know, it was a bizarre sticker/window cling 1-2 combination.
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and when the night is cold and dark, you can see, you can see light
dear jess, i am so sorry. so so so sorry. please accept these my sincerest of apologies. it was cruel and unusual to subject you to such a meaningful rendition of Cory Hart’s seminal hit…
a nervous tic motion of the head to the left
dear andrew. i love you. come over and i’ll show you what happens when two substances collide. Love, jodi
drunk on the train to chicago and i feel alright
dear chicago, you’ll never guess. you know the girl you said i’d meet someday, well i got something to confess. she picked me up on fri– oh wait. that’s a different letter. my letter wants…
who the hell invented the Forward button anyway?
dear very smart beautiful cousin whom i love, i think you might want to check your calendar. despite what the lovely foward that you so lovingly forwarded to me states, i’m pretty sure that today…
we regret to inform you, an official letter from the IBL committee
dear AC Newman, we here at supergenius headquarters regret to inform you of your recent slide from the top of the Imaginary Boyfriend List (IBL). for quite a long time you were our most favorite…