As I stared at myself in the bathroom mirror, toothbrush in hand, I started thinking about my 17-year-old self. Actually before that, I was thinking about Sister #2’s 17-year-old self. Sister #2 used to be…
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No, I am not sick. However I am tired and my voice is gone
Dear World, When you say, “Gee you look tired.” That is not what I hear. What I hear is: “You look like so much stink that I can actually see the stink lines emanating from…
Sorry Kelly and Wendy but American Idol blows goats
Dear World, American Idol blows, even when it’s in Minneapolis. Shut up about it already. They can all bite me. kisskiss, Jodi
This is me blogging ‘this’
Dear Vodo, Sometimes I feel bad for giving you so much shit Vodo, darling. Every once in awhile, I think that maybe I should let up on what a horrible teacher you are and how…
Whereby I beg for mercy from the NaNoWriMo B.S.
Dear Bloggers, Blobbers, and NaNos of the World, Enough. Enough with the NaNoWriMo bullshit. Please. I beg you. Nobody cares about the shitty novel you’re cranking out in November. Not even your mom. She might…
enter the copywriter
Dear Everyone who knows I’m a Copywriter I’ve seen Enter the Copywriter. No need to send me the link. Love you lots, Jodi