Dear Men of the World (and some women too),

I just wanted to give you advanced notice that from right now until Saturday, May 6, 2006 (a mere month before 06.06.06 which is my birthday) I will be practicing my ‘make sweet, sweet love to me vibes.’ These vibes are known to be quite potent and have made more than one man want to actually make sweet, sweet love to me. Should you be overcome with the urge to make sweet, sweet love to me you are advised to do one of the following:
1. take a nap
2. remember that I am the girl who kept a highly-detailed notebook filled with plot synopses of Sweet Valley High books
3. look at this picture or this one

If the desire to make sweet, sweet love to me does not pass, you’re gonna have to call me. I can usually talk most any man down from the sweet, sweet love ledge. I’m good like that.

In any case, the vibes are not meant for you (at least not this week, this week I’m using my vibes on el Doughty de Delectable who is appearing at UW-River Falls on Saturday).

men of the world you have been warned. We here at Supergenius, Inc. are not responsible for any make love feelings you might experience over the week.

Thanks for you attention to this matter,
the mgmt.