Dear Darling Ones, For the first half of my career I worked on and off with a woman named Linda who used to ask her clients & contractors “What keeps you up at night?” She…
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The COVID Diaries: The Groove is Not in My Heart
Hi Darling Ones, I got the yellow headphones and as I suspected they have fixed all the things. I’m unendingly content and frequently experience bursts of unmitigated joy. My loneliness has vanished along with my…
The COVID Diaries: If My School Bullies Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, You’ve all probably been wondering, where is Jodi’s hair at these days? It’s been months and months since we had an update on this very vital topic we all care about so…
The COVID Diaries: If Prue Mated with a Mean Turtle
So Darling Ones, My brain has decided that today marks 100 days since I last shaved my head and since I ended my last romantic relationship. I’m about 68% sure these two things did not…
The COVID Diaries: If Biff Mated with a Mean Turtle
Dear Darling Ones, Today I accidentally landed in a puddle of Old Sad Bastard music and let me tell you, it’s been an absolute delight. All the greats have been in my ears — Jeff…