I don’t like zombies. I don’t find them funny or offensive or ironic or anything but annoying. And yet here I am describing myself as a sadness zombie because I can think of no other…
Posts tagged cats
In memory of Madison (1995-2012)
He was named after my favorite U.S. president, James Madison. What else is a sassy twenty-three-year-old PoliSci major to name a beautiful orange kitten? My dad had suggested Cinnamon, because apparently he thought I was…
On donut holes & the crazy cat lady
Back in January, I went over to BFK & Atom’s house for dinner. We had just polished off the pizza and were chatting about stuff the way people chat when, without any provocation that I…
Things I probably shouldn’t admit, a list now with more cat photos
I’ve been wearing pajamas since Thursday night. Not the same pajamas, mind you, but pajamas nonetheless. I woke up this morning chanting the lyrics to “You’ll Accomp’ny Me.” I have no idea where that came…
Identity theft for breakfast
Last week Max decided that his cat, Memphis “Turdie” Hislastname, needed a gmail account. He used Big Betty to create the account and set it so that it automatically logs in whenever you start Windows….
This is why I never, ever get anything done
When two-thirds of the mammals in your household are napping within eyesight, it hardly seems fair that the lone one-third should have to toil away at the toiling. It doesn’t help in the least that…
I don’t like to talk about it
There is a very friendly cashier at the SuperT in Savage who really loves cats. Sadly though she is allergic. Or her husband is allergic. Someone in the household is allergic, I just can’t quite…
The penguin in great peril
When we last left our intrepid interspecies lovers, they were enjoying a lot of togetherness nestled on the bedside table. Since then their love has grown. Now Madison has decided he is in charge of…
Madison & Pinguino: An Interspecies Love Story
Madison is in love. Because he is a cat named after the best dead president, I thought his loves would always be of a more intellectual nature. Like that time he fell in love with…
For Jags, now with extra cats
There are lots of things I will tell you about last night, if I ever fully wake up and can completely open my eyes. This time will come, however, it is not right now. Right…