Posts tagged capitalism

Why I Tell My Toothpaste to Fuck Off Every Night

Dear Darling Ones, I’ve worked in marketing for the better part of twenty years. One of the side-effects is being…

Before I begin, I’d like you to take a gander at the situation I’m writing from right now. Pictured below…

I have long professed my love for Starburst Green Bag Jellybeans. Why I insisted on calling them “green bag” for…

Friday I opened a letter from one of my crooks that own the mortgage on Supergenius HQ and was surprised…

If I were 3% weirder, I would have an area of Supergenius HQ dedicated to my gravy boat collection. Also,…