Before I begin, I’d like you to take a gander at the situation I’m writing from right now. Pictured below is Memphis, curled up on my arm, Wendell who is playing with his best friend,…
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Jellybeans On Sale: A Thought Process
I have long professed my love for Starburst Green Bag Jellybeans. Why I insisted on calling them “green bag” for so long is a mystery. Perhaps it was an affectation I thought would make me…
Probably Something I Should Have Known
Friday I opened a letter from one of my crooks that own the mortgage on Supergenius HQ and was surprised to learn that on January 1, 2021, I have a balloon payment due on one…
Day 118 of 200: The Gravy Boat of My Dreams
If I were 3% weirder, I would have an area of Supergenius HQ dedicated to my gravy boat collection. Also, I would have an extensive gravy boat collection. I mean, I kinda do now. I…