Hold on to your hats, Darling Ones! First, I’m not sure what list/radio/whatever I’m listening to on Spotify but it just put Beth Orton’s Concrete Sky right before Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car. I’m not ashamed…
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The COVID Diaries: I Just Died on the Couch Tonight
Oh, Darling Ones, I just died on the couch tonight. It was boredom. Boredom killed me and now I’m a bored ghost haunting the same fucking couch I died on. Boredom is my #1 enemy….
The COVID Diaries: Progress is a Comfortable Disease
Hello Darling Ones, I listen to Neil Young’s “Harvest Moon” in it entirety at least once a day now. Listening to it after 9 p.m. on a Sunday feels a little like asking to cry…
Day 179 of 200: Survey Says
Confession: I love to take surveys. I have lots of opinions and I’m always very happy when someone asks me about them. Today I got to fill out not one, but two surveys. They were…
Day 177 of 200: The Slow Dance
Since the New Year, work has slowed down considerably. My nearly-full-time contact gig has expired, and, well so has everything else apparently. This is not the first slow period in my ten-year freelancing career and…
Day 173 of 200: It’s Sunday & I’m Boring
This is totally to brag, but I did not get out of bed until 10:30 both days this weekend. I lolled around in bed an hour and a half intermittently reading, masturbating, and dozing. It…
Day 170 of 200: Running on Empty
The title is a little funny because I spent most of the morning listening to Jackson Browne. It’s less funny because right now as I type these words I am running on empty. I’m annoyed…
Day 169 of 200: Life is a Highway
(Life is not a highway.) However, 169 is a highway that runs by my house. For all you stalkers, I live a few blocks south of 169. You should note that I refuse to open…
Day 139 of 200: I Forgot to be in the Moment
When it happened I thought, oh, I should quicky write about this before it gets away. It was what I believe is called “being present in the moment.” I was wearing super cozy pajamas, my…
Day 125 of 200: Blank
It’s 10:30 on Monday night and I don’t have a thought in my head. I thought I had a few, but after typing about 25 words I changed my mind. You don’t want to hear…