10:53 A.M. First, I got up this morning and went right to the grocery store. This was because I needed to buy some fruits and some sort of allergy meds because the inner-cavities of my face were not messing around with all the itchiness. Second, I’ve decided to add timestamps to these entries, because I want to. So back to the grocery store. I needed to pick up some milk and eggs. I only buy the smallest thing of milk…
Adorable Plastic Garbage or Desire Thwarted
I don’t have a lot of records. I did once upon a time ago, but the crate I kept them in was swiped from the front lawn of the house I was moving out of while I was in college. There are a few of those that I mourn. Madonna’s “True Blue” 45 that was actually blue. One of The Beatles’ 45s which was most definitely a reprint, but a gift from Jodi Hanson. This is not to say that…
Live-blogging The One Where Willis Joins a Gang
Okay, this is only a live-blog in so much as I’m writing it as I watch. I’m not posting it as I write, so sadly you will not be able to leave comments as the action breaks. I watch “Diff’rent Strokes” Monday nights, and by watch I mean it’s on the TV with sound while I do various things like the dishes, read The Beast, or play on Twitter. But now I am done reading The Beast, and I have…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: The White Hot Fury All Caps Edition
Do you remember that month back in 07 when I was obsessed with Rob Sheffield? God, I loved Love is a Mix Tape. So much love. However, the other day I discovered Sheffield has another book coming out this week, Turn Around Bright Eyes: The Rituals of Love and Karaoke and my first reaction was “fuck, we need another 40something white dude riffing on rock & roll like I need a fucking hole in my head.” Then I scrolled down…
Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon: On the 13th Anniversary of I Will Dare
If my website were a child, it’s birth story would go something like this: I was working in customer service for a software company that made digital photography software. When not working at the software company or my parents’ bowling alley, I spent all your time in my shitty Prior Lake apartment online. Mostly I posted to the alt.music.soulcoughing newsgroup. One day at work they taught me how to make an animated GIF (which I will forever pronounce with the…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Award-winning Edition
Without fail, it seems, the batteries in the various smoke alarms at Supergenius HQ decide to die at the most in convenient time. Today it was 5:25 a.m. which would suck most any day of the week, but sucked a little harder this morning considering how much tequila I had the night before. I’m still a little amazed that I managed to find the 9-volt battery and get it installed without too much swearing or annoyance. In fact, I was…