Another Notch in My Lipstick Case: Welcome to My Pat Benatar Phase

So Joan Jett & The Runaways have been replaced by Pat Benatar. As you may or may not remember I had been slowly chugging away at Queens of Noise: The Real Story of the Runaways. I finally finished it and since I’m still on a break from fiction. . . Oh, did I tell you I’m taking a break from fiction? Well, it’s a quasi-break. It’s more a break from reading fiction with my eyes. I’m still listening to fiction…

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It was Sunday & I was Boring: Day Late & Dollar Short Edition

I’m not really a dollar short, though it feels like it because I had to pay my mortgage today and that always hurts. Oh, how I miss the days when my rent seemed ridiculously expensive at $535 a month. This has nothing to do with yesterday and how boring I was. Yesterday I was do deliciously boring and without thought or action that I couldn’t even bring myself to type things at all, on the Internet or otherwise. Between Football…

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Rock & Roll Sports Classic: A Thing that Happened on Our Planet

Last night before bed as I was reading Queens of Noise: The Real Story of the Runaways, I learned that there was a thing on TV called the “Rock and Roll Sports Classic.” On this show rock and rollers competed in various sporting events: 100-meter dash, a biking thing, swimming, tug-of-war, etc. This was in The Runaways book, because The Runaways competed along with oh, Michael Jackson (and the rest of the Jacksons), Kenny Loggins, the dudes from Boston, Marilyn…

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I Give a Fuck About the Oxford Comma: A Playlist in Honor of National Punctuation Day

Today is National Punctuation Day! If there’s anything I love more than the serial comma, it’s got to be a Rock & Roll list. So here, I present songs that include punctuation in the lyrics (or at least the songs I could think of off the top of my head. I am sure I’m missing a ton). Everyday I Write the Book, Elvis Costello: “All your compliments and cutting remarks are captured here in my quotation marks.” City of Motors,…

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It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Back to the Boringness I’ve Missed

11:01 a.m. I’m having a hard time getting into any sort of groove. So far I’m blaming this on my post-vacation semi-cold. It’s not like a real hacking cough kind of cold, but an achy-throated, brain leaking out your nose kind of cold annoyance thing. Also, I’m pretty sure since I arrived home from Chicago I’ve spent more time sleeping than awake. Today I managed to wake up at the crack of 9:39. Yesterday it was 8:30 a.m. and that’s…

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RiotFest Diaries: Joan Jett Almost Made Me Poop My Pants

I cannot deny that my Joan Jett experience was marred by the fuckers around me. First of all, she played on a stage that was penned in on both sides. On one side we had the beer tents lined with people waiting for beer and not about to budge, and a fence on the other side. This meant that a very large amount of people were all jockeying for position in a narrow space. Generally, I’m not the person that…

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