Much to everyone’s dismay Mike Doughty did not make sweet sweet love to me on Friday night. However he did bring the rock to me and probably 1000s of my closest friends at the Basilica…
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I’m never gonna have sweet sweet love made to me
At the rate I’m going today my chances of getting Mike Doughty to make sweet sweet love to me are about 93 kabillon to 1. Had I the time and energy to really rock the…
I am the luckiest
When I arrived home today, Sister #4 informed me that I had gotten a weird package from FedEx. I quickly flipped through my memory to see if I had ordered anything. I couldn’t think of…
The distrubing desire to rub phallic-like objects against my lips
For reasons that are unclear to me, I have this odd compulsion to rub Brokeback Slink against my mouth. It’s been an overwhelming desire of mine for the past two days. I’ll even find myself…
Things that suddenly came to my attention when I was busy separating the Lemon-scented Pledge Starburst from the Pina Colada Starburst
1. I feel as though Wonder Woman’s shapely thighs and ample bosom is mocking me. I flipped the calendar today and this month’s superhero art has this caption: “The Amazon Princess breaks up a terrorist…
How I forgot to dust off the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe making me the worst creepy fangirl ever
I’ve been so busy working on the Fortress of Solitude that I have totally forgotten to lube up the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me™ Vibe so it was ready to go by Friday when…