I just sent this to my friend Kelly (not that Kelly but a different one): I took have been crazy busy with summer and working and Sister #4 soon-to-be leaving my humble abode. It’s kind…
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Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
While the munchkins were singing ‘ding dong the witch is dead,’ Nolie, who is two and a half, was standing next to me with both hands shoved into the pockets of his khaki shorts. Mid-song…
Wired for sound
I made the mistake of stopping by Caribou for a delicious Chocolate Cooler this morning. Now I remember why it is I choose to eschew coffee except when I’m incredibly tired, because I’m vibrating right…
Passive-aggressive playtime
My new favorite thing? To pretend to be the voice of Paco and say things like “I can’t wait until you move, you whore” to Sister #4. She laughs, I laugh, Paco’s none the wiser….
Riddle me this: More problems with eating fruit
So really, is there any way on earth to eat a banana that doesn’t make it look like you’re gobbling a giant cock? Because if there is, I need to know. Really. I’m blushing here…
As our time together grows ever shorter
Me (singing along to the Fruit of the Loom commercial): Daddy wears his t-shirt in the cold Kentucky rain While a boy in pure white briefs looks out a foggy window pain And even though…