At the rate I’m going today my chances of getting Mike Doughty to make sweet sweet love to me are about 93 kabillon to 1. Had I the time and energy to really rock the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe™ my chances would easily be about 3 kabillon to 1.

But damn having a life and a job keeps me from being the creepy fangirl I know I could be if I just readjusted my priorities.

Whenever I have a few spare moments, I’ll fire up the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe™, but I can admit I am not putting all of my soul and being into it. I’m sure the Vibe’s going out there and somewhere in Shoreview there’s a Mike Dougherty that wants my ass. But to effectively get the vibe to work, I need to focus all my energy on its generation.

Sadly, I have to use my energy to work so I can pay the mortgage on Supergenius Headquarters. Fuck. Life’s unfair.