Dear Internet, You will be happy to know that after four days of nothing but The Hold Steady, I am forcing myself to listen to something else. This has everything to do with the odd…
Browsing Category Dreams
Sleeping with a vibrator under your pillow will not attract the boyfriend fairy
I woke up in the early pre-dawn morning to find my left hand firmly wrapped around a penis. Huh, I thought to my half-asleep, half-awake self, I don’t remember that being here when I went…
Now I have guilt
It is clear to me that I have huge guilt about the book burning. Sure I didn’t like the book, but still. . . So this morning during my mid-morning nap I dreamt that a…
Stop tuning and play Left of the Dial, damnit
I fell asleep this afternoon while reading some story in the sorely disappointing Best American Short Stories 2007. While asleep I dreamt that I was cleaning my teenage bedroom when Jim Walsh and Mike Doughty…
I really wanted creamy, wild rice soup
Last night I dreamt I went to Cub with Walter Mondale and Hilary Clinton to purchase ingredients to make soup. Once we got there they both decided they wanted chicken noodle even though we had…