When a Jeff Tweedy sex dream goes bad

Yeah, the dream last night involved me being chosen to go party with Jeff Tweedy and Wilco at their hotel after the Wilco concert.

When we got to the hotel Jeff Tweedy asked me if I wanted to take a bath with him and I was all, “HELL YES.”

So I disrobed and slipped into the tub, and watched as he disrobed. I was dismayed to discover that under his clothes he had breasts and a vagina. Once he got into the tub he wanted to spend all his time talking about his kids and not the fact that he had breasts and a vagina.

It was really quite disturbing.

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  1. Aaron 22.Aug.07 at 9:02 am

    Woah. Yikes. That is disturbing.

  2. Jodi 22.Aug.07 at 9:12 am

    Yes it is. Because it’s hard to have Jeff Tweedy’s babies, even in dream land when he has a vagina. However, it’s less disturbing than the infamous

  3. Peabo 22.Aug.07 at 9:42 am

    And you deny that you’re part lesbian. Bah!

  4. Thomas 22.Aug.07 at 1:02 pm

    This is not about Jeff Tweedy, this was a Prince dream, because Prince has breasts and a vagina while Jeff has boy parts.

    You just refuse to admit that (Le Petite) Prince is a teenaged girl, so your subconscious grabed the first person in your mind it could to confuse you. Grimace from McDonaldland was first, but to disrobe, he would have had to reveal all 4 of his arms, and even YOU aren’t ready for that.

  5. Jodi 22.Aug.07 at 1:10 pm

    I’ve seen Prince’s naked chest, there were no breasts. I have not, however, seen Jeff Tweedy’s naked chest, there very well could be breasts under there.

  6. Timmy Mac 23.Aug.07 at 10:49 am

    I thought it was established fact that Jeff Tweedy DOES have a vagina…?

  7. Corgi 23.Nov.08 at 9:58 am

    I’ll keep my assessment terse:



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