I fell asleep this afternoon while reading some story in the sorely disappointing Best American Short Stories 2007. While asleep I dreamt that I was cleaning my teenage bedroom when Jim Walsh and Mike Doughty…
Browsing Category Dreams
I really wanted creamy, wild rice soup
Last night I dreamt I went to Cub with Walter Mondale and Hilary Clinton to purchase ingredients to make soup. Once we got there they both decided they wanted chicken noodle even though we had…
Clearly someone has latent issues about her Catholic upbringing
WARNING: This is rated R for crassness and sacrilegiousness. So yeah, the dream. Dude, I think I might need to seek some help. Last night I dreamt I was some sort of odd medium who…
No more Internet before bed
First I dream about Jason Kottke, and then last night I dreamt (dreamed? both look wrong) that after sitting on my front stoop watching giant spiders trap and eat giant flies, I was late for…
Sleep is supposed to be restful
This is why I never feel rested after a full night of sleep. I was at work on the phone to my Canuckian bossboss who kept asking me if I had gotten the Justice Department…
People I dreamt about last night, a list that is longer than one would expect
Bret Favre — we were in a parade together and then went to a strip club Feist — I was a handclapper in that “1234” video that’s playing on the Nano commercials. I was having…