WARNING: This is rated R for crassness and sacrilegiousness. So yeah, the dream. Dude, I think I might need to seek some help. Last night I dreamt I was some sort of odd medium who…
Browsing Category Dreams
No more Internet before bed
First I dream about Jason Kottke, and then last night I dreamt (dreamed? both look wrong) that after sitting on my front stoop watching giant spiders trap and eat giant flies, I was late for…
Sleep is supposed to be restful
This is why I never feel rested after a full night of sleep. I was at work on the phone to my Canuckian bossboss who kept asking me if I had gotten the Justice Department…
People I dreamt about last night, a list that is longer than one would expect
Bret Favre — we were in a parade together and then went to a strip club Feist — I was a handclapper in that “1234” video that’s playing on the Nano commercials. I was having…
When a Jeff Tweedy sex dream goes bad
Yeah, the dream last night involved me being chosen to go party with Jeff Tweedy and Wilco at their hotel after the Wilco concert. When we got to the hotel Jeff Tweedy asked me if…