Greeting & Salutations, Darling Ones, Forewarning: I’m so exhausted from lack of sleep I feel a little drunk. I’m the kind of slap-happy last-one-up-at-the-slumber party kind of tired. Every time I go to the bathroom…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
The COVID Diaries: Pearl Jam & GenX Spinsterhood
Question for you Darling Ones, Is the “I was into them before they were cool” or “I saw them at this bar with six other people, nobody showed” an asshole trait specific to GenX or…
The COVID Diaries: Only Okayish at Saxophone
Hey Darling Ones, I played the alto saxophone from sixth grade all the way up through my sophomore year of high school. I chose the alto sax because Jennie Baker said it was cool and…
The COVID Diaries: The Cure for Insomnia
Well, well, well, Darling Ones, Guess what? It looks like I have stumbled upon the cure of insomnia. Aside: Yes, I know you don’t care about my sleep habits, but I’m like that friend with…
The COVID Diaries: Not Even on My Top 10 Virtue’s List
Hi Darling Ones, Today I have decided to be obsessed with my wilting lavender plant. She’s the latest addition to the Sadness Garden and she is not doing well. I think I over-watered her and…
The COVID Diaries: Cannot Make the Words So Good Right Now
Hi Darling Ones, Today is my nephew Maxwell’s 22nd birthday. Do you remember when I interviewed him for this here blog back when he was four? Some of you might. It’s weird to read it,…