pros: – everytime al comes over and i’m listening quite loudly to self she says, “hey is this self?” while bobbing her head – the artguy lets me tease him relentlessly about being old –…
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a disturbing sex dream
my eyes popped open at 8:10 this morning and i immediately set about the business of getting ready for work. as i was searching the house for my bra of choice, a scene from the…
letting her in
yesterday i met FFJ for a late lunch of yummy chinese food. we chit-chatted the afternoon away and it was wonderful. i complained to her how fucking boring and bored i’ve become. she told me…
waiting for the mean friend before going to hell
i’m sitting here with my big, sad eyes starring at a blank word document and thinking that i’m probably going to hell for making fun of Charles Villa-Vicencio accent. he’s on Speaking of Faith at…
kenny and his girlfriend have a fight outside my apartment
if you’ve ever read anything by toni morrison, you know it’s not an undertaking that can be handled lightly. morrison requires you to think, she needs you to be an active reader, to be an…
the mean reds invite themselves over for the day
the mean reds have invited themselves over for the day. it’s pretty bad, my heart is racing and eyes stinging with tears that i refuse to shed. i don’t have any idea what might have…