Hi Darling Ones, Here’s a temptation I never imagined would be a thing: Earth Day sales. You know who is really into Earth Day sales? Plant stores. PLANT STORES! I am proud to admit that…
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The COVID Diaries: Hypocrite
Hi Darling Ones, It’s always a little weird to come back here after a momentous event and be all cha-cha-cha I listened to a song today and it made me think of things. At the…
The COVID Diaries: Seven Minutes, Gone
Hi Darling Ones, When I was a self-destructive twenty-two-year-old college student I used to spend a lot of time on a bench outside of Hibbard Humanities Hall smoking cigarettes. It was the mid-90s and you…
The COVID Diaries: pity this busy monster, manunkind, not
Dear Darling Ones, My intent today was to write about how much I hate being busy. I was gonna elaborate on how busy people are usually really fucking boring and how nobody wants to hear…
The COVID Diaries: May Be a Side Effect of Moderna
Hi Darling Ones, Last night in the time between putting down Mary Karr’s The Art of Memoir and before deciding if I had to turn on Frightened Rabbit*, I had two thoughts. The first thought…
The COVID Diaries: Something in My Veins, Bloodier Than Blood
Dear Darling Ones, I would like you to know I considered “Woah, we’re halfway there” as a headline but went with Wilco because while I was waiting for my vaccine this morning the local oldies…