believe it or not, i’m not talking about masturbation. no instead i’m talking about my absolute brand-new favorite thing to do (and i say this like i do it all the time but i don’t…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
an evening of decadence in which i can’t seem to stop crying
since i had the big creative breakthrough this afternoon, i decide to cater to my every whim tonight. so far that has included a divine dinner featuring veggie burgers, baked potatoes, and asparagus, washed down…
holy shit i am spent
i just had a creative breakthrough of epic proportions here at work and now all i want to do is smoke a cigarette and then roll over and go to sleep. i am totally spent…
tuesday pros and cons
con: 8:15 in the a.m. mandatory all company meetings pro: seamus bringing in sweet delicious yummy coffee con: talking to not one but two people on the phone before 10 pro: i have a good…
the disturbing penis in my bed
so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he was rubbing himself against me, like he always does, because he’s he neediest cat in…
KAPOW! attack of the super bitch
i just went from zero to superbitchy in like 45 seconds. i’m not kidding. it was probably the weirdest thing i’ve ever felt in my own psyche. i was just sitting here minding my own…