so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he was rubbing himself against me, like he always does, because he’s he neediest cat in the world, when i noticed something new. it looked like a weird extended nipple by his butt. however, there had never been a weird extended nipply thing by his butt before. so of course, i googled ‘cat penis’ to see what i could find.
and oh my god! paco’s penis is out. i have no idea how to get him to stop it. this whole episode is giving me the heebie jeebies.