the disturbing penis in my bed

so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he was rubbing himself against me, like he always does, because he’s he neediest cat in the world, when i noticed something new. it looked like a weird extended nipple by his butt. however, there had never been a weird extended nipply thing by his butt before. so of course, i googled ‘cat penis’ to see what i could find.

and oh my god! paco’s penis is out. i have no idea how to get him to stop it. this whole episode is giving me the heebie jeebies.

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7 Comments

  1. dietcokegurl 28.Jun.05 at 12:40 am

    “The male cat’s penis has spines which point backwards. Upon removal of the penis,
    the spines rake the walls of the female’s vagina. …”

    Jeez. Youch. Or not…

  2. Thomas 28.Jun.05 at 8:30 am

    Read to him about baseball.

    Seriously, if it’s still stuck out tomorrow night, take him to the vet. Our male breeding cat couldn’t retract his penis, and it caused him some bathroom issues since we didn’t get it looked at by a vet promptly.

  3. wendy 28.Jun.05 at 9:52 am

    if Hurley’s tortoise penis comes out, it can get stuck and then you have teo give him a HAND JOB WITH LUBE to get it back in.

  4. jodi 28.Jun.05 at 9:54 am

    y’all know so much about animal penises that i am impressed and oddly touched.

  5. Paco 28.Jun.05 at 10:00 am

    Oddly touched? Is that a reference to Wendy’s comment about the hand job?

  6. jodi 28.Jun.05 at 10:02 am

    paco! how many times do i have to tell you that you cannot use the internet when i am not around. all that garfield porn makes my stomach hurt.