believe it or not, i’m not talking about masturbation. no instead i’m talking about my absolute brand-new favorite thing to do (and i say this like i do it all the time but i don’t (again not talking about masturabtion because i totally do that all the time), in fact i just discovered about 10 minutes ago that this is my favorite thing to do.

it’s supergenius theatre. it’s where i act along with the characters in a movie. tonight, it’s “High Fidelity.” in fact, i just started doing it along with the “I Just Called to Say I Love You” scene. trying to get Barry’s hand gestures down is hard. i had to rewind a few times. if there were anybody here, this would totally qualify me for the title of Most Annoying Human on the Planet. but since it’s just me and the cats, it’s fucking hilarious. i’m not sure what makes it so fucking hilarious, maybe it’s this all new low in the patheticism, but it makes me laugh my ass off.

and tonight, after spending an entire day working my butt rigght off, this is exactly what i need.

besides, someday this sort of talent is going to come in handy. i can just tell.