Will you be my Valentine, Darling Ones? Whenever I think of Valentine’s Day I think of one from 1994. It was late on that day and my friend, Baltus, found me sitting alone in the…
Date Archives February 2021
The COVID Diaries: Updates on Nothingness
How’s it going, Darling Ones? I’m doing much better, thanks for not asking and indulging in my sadness tantrum yesterday. I have not cried at all thus far today, though I think there might be…
The COVID Diaries: Dying on the Vine
Hey Darling Ones, Instead of being cranky & bored, my brain decided as soon as I opened my eyes this morning that we would be inconsolably sad & lonely. There’s nothing like weeping about feeling…
The COVID Diaries: Whining & Fighting
Ugh, Darling Ones, I’m so fucking bored today I might actually be dead because I don’t think it’s possible to be this bored for this long and continue living. I’m also cranky and a little…
The COVID Diaries: Rise O’The Robots
Hi Darling Ones, It’s been about -14° in Minnesota for roughly seventeen years. Or maybe it’s been a week. All I know is that it has been cold as fuck for the last seven or…
The COVID Diaries: If My School Bullies Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, You’ve all probably been wondering, where is Jodi’s hair at these days? It’s been months and months since we had an update on this very vital topic we all care about so…