Howdy Darling Ones, I would just like to take a moment to appreciate the sudden popularity of the word audacity. People are using it all the time on twitter and TikTok and it pleases me…
Date Archives 2020
The COVID Diaries: La Guitarra
Greeting & Salutations, Darling Ones, Forewarning: I’m so exhausted from lack of sleep I feel a little drunk. I’m the kind of slap-happy last-one-up-at-the-slumber party kind of tired. Every time I go to the bathroom…
The COVID Diaries: Pearl Jam & GenX Spinsterhood
Question for you Darling Ones, Is the “I was into them before they were cool” or “I saw them at this bar with six other people, nobody showed” an asshole trait specific to GenX or…
The COVID Diaries: Only Okayish at Saxophone
Hey Darling Ones, I played the alto saxophone from sixth grade all the way up through my sophomore year of high school. I chose the alto sax because Jennie Baker said it was cool and…
The COVID Diaries: The Cure for Insomnia
Well, well, well, Darling Ones, Guess what? It looks like I have stumbled upon the cure of insomnia. Aside: Yes, I know you don’t care about my sleep habits, but I’m like that friend with…
The COVID Diaries: Not Even on My Top 10 Virtue’s List
Hi Darling Ones, Today I have decided to be obsessed with my wilting lavender plant. She’s the latest addition to the Sadness Garden and she is not doing well. I think I over-watered her and…