“Did you answer the phone?” Vodo asked after I, well, answered the phone.
“You called me!” I screeched.
“You aren’t supposed to answer.”
“But you called.”
“I called so I could get your number into my phone. Nobody answers. Don’t you know that?”
“Vodo,” I said. “I’m old. I answer the phone.”
“THIS IS SO AWKWARD!” He said in a tone that sounded kinda all-caps and exclaimy.
“I am going to hang up now and text you.”
I should probably just apologize to Wolfdogg & Heather right now for having to spend five hours in a minivan with Vodo and I. I’ve already threatened to live-tweet everything he says & to throw him out of the car before we hit River Falls.