I am babysitting Max today. Jaycie and Sister #2 have to go on some hike at Camp Singing Hills and Stink has class. So it’s just me and Max. Which is always, always, always interesting. So far I have learned:

• Max is learning cursive in school
• There are all-new super secret Webkins coming out soon
• However, Max cannot tell me about them because they are secret
• Max can tell that I really, really want to know about the all-new super secret Webkins
• Cookies (pictured above — taken a few days ago) forgot to put his clothes on today
• Max thinks we should go to Target to get those Webkinz trading cards I owe him (we bet on the Spanish word for penguin, he was right), because one should always pay off their debts