the odd disruptions in the atmosphere are totally my fault

When I was driving to work today, I noticed that just about every other car I passed, flashed it’s lights at me, or honked it’s horn. I checked to make sure my brights weren’t accidentally on or something weird like that. Then I thought that maybe I had a flat tire, but once I got to work I realized nothing at all was wrong with Ruby.

When I sat down at my desk in the bat cave and popped open Gmail, I noticed my inbox was nearly full.

What the fuck?

Yeah, you probably guessed it. It’s the Make Sweet, Sweet Love to Me vibe. As you read this you probably have the overwhelming desire to make love to me. See, I was putting the vibe out there all night last night, and apparently it’s working.

I apologize, I really have to spend some time honing the vibe and the direction it goes. I mean really, if I’m aiming it at Mike Doughty, there’s no reason that the men of North Dakota need to be subjected to such powerful mojo.

So you have to forgive me, I’m new to the vibe. I’m still working out the kinks (ifyaknowwhatimean). It’ll be Saturday soon enough when I’ll put the vibe away, and you can go back to not having any desire whatsoever to make love to me.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

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