Because I am all about keeping the entire internet updated on my beverage consumption, I have come to tell you about Lipton Diet Green Tea with Citrus. This is something Al, the cutest girl on earth™, has been raving about for the last three weeks. I had tried a sip of hers during the initial raving period, but had yet to experience a cool, refreshing bottle of my own. Today, Al brought me one. As I was partaking in it’s citrusy goodness, I noted teeny, eeny, tiny white type on the bottom of the label. It says, “72mg of flavonoid antioxidants per serving.” And now I can’t seem to get the image of a bastard child of Flava Flav and Domino Pizza’s Noid out of my head. My hunch is that despite it’s Flavaflavonoids this delightful tea is no better for me than my Diet Coke with Lime.

*incidentally i totally stole the title here from these hilarious e-mails that Kelly keeps sending me about the Object of Her Affection. we’re talking peeing in your pants funny, sadly I cannot share the details of those e-mails with you.