Hey Darling Ones, It was one of the summers of 2017-2019 when I was really invested in dating and dating apps. I get like this occasionally, where I tire of waiting for Prince Charming to…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
A Dick Move on My Part
Hey Darling Ones, Did I ever tell you about the time back in aught-something when I ghosted a man I had been seeing for months on Valentine’s Day? Of course I didn’t because that awful…
A Few Things in Favor of the Dying of the Light
Dear Darling Ones, Right off the bat: I loathe the way we monkey with time. Every time change fucks me up for at least a week. My grasp on time has been pretty flimsy since…
Something Wild & Unruly
Ok, Darling Ones, before we get into this latest bit of nonsense I need to remind you of two things. My inner-monologue is a vast, unending musical where songs can become sentient beings and people…
Sometimes My Brain is a Real Jerk
Dear Darling Ones, I am frustrated. I’m nearly 50* and not only do I still get crushes on men, I still get all sad and stuff when those crushes start seeing women who are not…